This is my favorite news story, possibly of all time - I serious can’t take it. Maybe I’ve just been traveling too much lately but every time I see the lead photo, I die. Thanks Andrew!

A JetBlue flight attendant apparently upset with an uncooperative passenger on a just-landed flight unleashed a profanity-laden tirade on the public-address system, pulled the emergency-exit chute, slid off the plane and fled Kennedy International Airport, a law enforcement official said.